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'Tips for Riding the Bus'
When someone asks you what your favorite mode of transit is, it
most likely isn't taking the bus! However, if you are stuck on a
long bus ride (like from Panama City to David or Bocas del Toro),
we are pleased to provide you with a list of things to do to pass
away the time...
1. Make racing car noises constantly, occasionally announcing your
progress along the ?acetrack?in an announcer voice. When anyone
comes up to you and asks what the heck you are doing, look at them
funny and ask how they got in your NASCAR.
2. Use the bathroom often, for disturbingly long periods of time.
Make lots of grunting and straining noises, loud enough for
everyone to hear. Occasionally drop an orange into the bowl from a
good height.
3. Get on the bus first, pick the seat right behind the bus
driver, as everyone gets on, greet each one of them with a hug and
a kiss.
4. Come onto the bus with a beanie on, sit down and put your
walkman headphone buds up your nose. When the person sitting beside
you looks at you like you are from mars, say "Mishap during an
operation, Doctors just aren't the same these days."
5. When sitting down in your seat, pull out a small collection of
vomit bags, look through them and ask the person beside you "If I
run, out do you have any paper or plastic bags? I'm not picky,
either would be fine...
When someone asks you what your favorite mode of transit is, it
most likely isn't taking the bus! However, if you are stuck on a
long bus ride (like from Panama City to David or Bocas del Toro),
we are pleased to provide you with a list of things to do to pass
away the time...
1. Make racing car noises constantly, occasionally announcing your
progress along the ?acetrack?in an announcer voice. When anyone
comes up to you and asks what the heck you are doing, look at them
funny and ask how they got in your NASCAR.
2. Use the bathroom often, for disturbingly long periods of time.
Make lots of grunting and straining noises, loud enough for
everyone to hear. Occasionally drop an orange into the bowl from a
good height.
3. Get on the bus first, pick the seat right behind the bus
driver, as everyone gets on, greet each one of them with a hug and
a kiss.
4. Come onto the bus with a beanie on, sit down and put your
walkman headphone buds up your nose. When the person sitting beside
you looks at you like you are from mars, say "Mishap during an
operation, Doctors just aren't the same these days."
5. When sitting down in your seat, pull out a small collection of
vomit bags, look through them and ask the person beside you "If I
run, out do you have any paper or plastic bags? I'm not picky,
either would be fine...
